Stephen Colbert would like someone to TP his house for April Fools' Day
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April Fools' Day is looming, but nobody is in the mood for jokes. Tolerance for tomfoolery is at an all-time low, as the coronavirus pandemic has people hoarding toilet paper and staying confined to their homes.
"At this point the only April Fools' joke I want is someone TP-ing my house, preferably in two-ply, quilted,"...