# Happy Pi Day! Here Are the Most Clever Pi Jokes

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Happy Pi Day!

Here Are the Most Clever Pi Jokes What did Pi's girlfriend say to him during an argument?

I wish you would just stop!

Statistics show that 3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.

Who invented the Round Table?

Sir Cumference Pi had its driver's license revoked because it didn't know when to stop.

The mathematician says, βPi r squared"β¦ The baker replies, βNo, pies are round.

Cakes are square."

Never talk to pi.

He'll go on forever.

I saw The Life of Pi.

I give it a 3.14 rating.