Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's PM Headline Skim News: Monday AM.
{Kamala CLAIMS Prez Biden is ALIVE!, Weekend Parties Shootings, Israel Hits Syria Rocket Launders, Speaker of House Waffles On Biden Crimes, Man Claims He Blasted India, Hamas Didn't Evacuate Gaza Hospitals, Celebrate All Teachers on OnlyFans, Awesome Social Worker-Sex w 13yr Boy, Cali DA Uses Probes to Protect Striking Unions, and even more Click Bait!}
